My first panicked thought was that she got my scissors and there was some horrific tragedy, but then I realized it was finger paint so I ran upstairs to get the camera and I run back down (full speed because I have a red child loose in a fairly white area, this also explains why you can hear me breathing during the video). She was very proud of her painting, telling me that she painted her face. I think this is about the funniest things that has happened in a long time.
Doing her best impression of one of the Red States from last nights election -note the sad face-
She even got it on the back of her neck...impressive